The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
This is like the opposite of clickbait. The whole story is there. Behold it.
they don’t make news like they used to, and by they i mean turtles
On this day, 100 years ago, a turtle said ACAB.
They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore
I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.
If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.
dear USAmericans,
VOTING WORKS!!!
French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place
a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government
this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!
VOTING WORKS!
you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!
because VOTING WORKS!











